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Autos para escapar de la suegra

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Antes de empezar, me gustaría aclarar que esta lista es tanto para hombres como para mujeres. El “malestar” de la suegra no reconoce género y la realidad es que a veces nosotras también queremos escapar de ellas. En un mundo donde a todos nos sobra presupuesto para escapar de la suegra, esta es la lista de los 5 autos que te harán desaparecer antes de que te pida pasar las vacaciones contigo.

 

1 LAMBORGHINI ASTERION

Lo mejor de este auto es que pueden arrancarlo sin que nadie se dé cuenta, es el primer Lambo híbrido que, gracias a sus cuatro motores, tiene una potencia total de 910 hp.

Con este puedes escapar de la suegra, sin que nadie te escuche, y mientras, cuidas el medio ambiente.

 

2 HENNESSEY VENOM GT

Este auto es considerado uno de los más rápidos del mundo. El Venom cuenta con 1,244hp, lo suficientes para salir a toda velocidad y que no te vean ni el polvo.

 

3 RECOIL 2

El Trophy Truck de BJ Baldwin, si, ése que manejo por las calles de Ensenada pasando por escaleras, techos, baches, camellones y chicas en bikinis. Excelente si tu novi@ vive en Zaragoza, la Doctores o el Pedregal, con este auto nada será obstáculo para salir corriendo de la suegra.

 

4 HOONIGAN MUSTANG

Basado en un Mustang 1965, este auto hecho especialmente para las travesuras de Ken Block tiene 845hp y tracción en las cuatro llantas. El auto perfecto para irte con rechinón de neumáticos incluido y después de hacer unas donitas afuera de la casa de la suegra.

 

5 FREIGHTLINER

En caso de emergencia, sube todas tus pertenencias a uno de estos, pisa el acelerador hasta el fondo y recuerda…nunca mires hacia atrás.

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