Autos, moda y rock'n roll, Las talachas de Lorenz@, Nuevo

Los básicos en el auto para las chicas

Como bien decía Monna Bell, “La vida es una tómbola” y nunca sabemos qué nos deparará el destino y mucho menos el camino. Es por eso que decidí hacer una pequeña lista sobre la herramienta básica que cualquier automovilista debe tener.

No importa si eres mujer, hombre, tractor camión o un híbrido enchufable; esta lista te sacará de cualquier apuro en cualquier momento.

Alicates con zona de corte o tijeras: Esto no solo te ayudará a cortar material cómo plástico o aluminio, también te servirán para pelar cables o cortar el cinturón de seguridad si se queda atorado en algún choque (ha pasado varias veces).

Llave inglesa y de matraca: Si quieres aflojar o apretar tuercas estas dos llaves te sacarán del apuro. Ahora que si la que quiere aflojar es tu hermana, entonces no puedo hacer nada.

Cinta aislante: Básica para callar a la suegra o al niño gritón en la carretera. También funciona para sellar o aislar cables

Gato hidráulico: Si necesitas cambiar una llanta es básico, yo recomiendo comprar uno más grande, de patín, porque el que vine de agencia generalmente no carga ni una avalancha.

Triángulos reflejanes: Aunque si prefieres poner a tu suegra a mover el brazo con el sweater de tu hijo ¡Ps vas! Ya si decides comprar los triángulos asegúrate de ponerlos a unos 20mts de tu coche.

Guantes: Te servirá para cambiar llantas, revisar alguna pieza del motor, el aceite, dar un par de cachetadas o empezar un duelo.

Lámpara o linterna de pilas: Uno nunca sabe dónde le va a agarrar la noche, si tiene que ver debajo del coche o revisar quién está con su hermana en el coche.

Tarjeta ladatel: Si nada de lo que llevas te funcionó, echa una llamada a tu aseguradora, marido o detalle y pídeles que te echen una mano. No vayas a usar el celular, te puedes acabar la pila y ahí si nadie te va a poder ayudar.

Espero que les funcione pero sobre todo, que no sean necios y sigan mis sabios consejos.

Los quiere

LORENZO

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