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Llámese GT500, Camaro o en el más reciente caso Viper, pero las marcas no se cansan de matar y revivir a sus modelos al más puro estilo de Freddy Kruger o el simpático Jason de viernes 13. Lo que pasa es que al ver el éxito instantáneo de modelos de la competencia que te suben la adrenalina, sacan nombres y autos del retiro para no quedarse fuera de la jugada.

Por supuesto que Dodge no iba a permitir que el Corvette ZR1 se llevara fácilmente el segundo round de esta pelea de superautos americanos; Rocky nunca se rajó con el Ruso pelos de elote, así que pusieron a desquitar su generoso sueldo a los ingenieros asignados a la división SRT para desarrollar el nuevo Viper, y el resultado fue asombroso.

 

Manos a la boa

Es de sabios hacer ediciones especiales de tu superauto de cabecera por un par de razones, la primera es crear expectativa y codicia, y la segunda es hacer modelos coleccionables que siempre recordarán a la marca, y que en algunos años tendrán precios que nomás nos faltan dedos para contar los ceros. Por eso a menos de un año de lanzada la nueva generación del Viper tenemos con nosotros al Viper TA, por “Time Attack”. La idea detrás de esta limitada edición (sólo 33 piezas a nivel mundial) es convertir al Viper en prácticamente un auto de carreras apenas civilizado para la calle.

Así, al TA no se le incrementó el poder bajo el cofre, sino que se aplicó la otra parte de la formula: se le quitó mucho peso con todavía más piezas en fibra de carbono que el Viper “normal” y unos rines SideWinder de aluminio forjados y ultraligeros, haciéndolo más veloz en las rectas y muy ágil en las curvas. En esto, claro, ayuda la suspensión 100% de pista gracias al sistema de Damptronic de Bilstein, resortes especiales y una barra estructural de aluminio sobre el motor que aumenta la rigidez hasta en un 50%.

Todo esto hace que el TA le haga honor a su nombre y se aferre al pavimento como lo hace un moco a un pelo nasal con sus Pirelli P Zero Corsa. Como era de esperarse, los frenos también se mejoraron con respecto al Viper “sencillito” así que de la mano con Brembo se utilizaron materiales disipadores de calor solo vistos en naves espaciales para evitar que los 6 pistones de los calipers se acaloren como marino en table dance.

 

Mucho veneno

Eso de que “no se le incrementó el poder bajo el cofre”, claro, no quiere decir que no sea un monstruo. Bajo el enorme lomo de la culebra viven 10 cilindros con 8.4 litros de veneno listos para inyectarlos a sus víctimas; con 640 HP y 600 lb/pie de torque, el motor del Viper es la planta de poder normalmente aspirada con más torque en un auto de producción. Decir que el 0 a 100 km/h lo hace en 3.3 segundos y el ¼ de milla en 11.4 es sólo una probadita de lo que esta bestia naranja puede hacer, pues los números no pueden poner en palabras la respuesta inmediata, casi de “on/off”, del enorme big block. Es una delicia.

Por dentro la refinada cabina del nuevo Viper se mantiene casi igual en el TA, el estereo de Neon se fue a la basura dándole la bienvenida a una calidad inusitada en un Viper, y a genialidades como el tacómetro con una víbora holográfica que tira mordidas cuando te pasas de vueltas, que le dan un toque único a este reptil de Michigan. Los asientos que solo encontrarás en el TA garantizan una conducción deportiva que tal vez tu cuello no aguante, pero tu espalda lo hará gracias a ellos.

Como dijimos, una de las mejores razones para producir versiones especiales es la colectibilidad, y no nos extrañará ver en algunos años a estos Viper rompiendo records en alguna subasta, justo como hoy lo hacen los muscle-cars de Mopar con un HEMI bajo el cofre. Los tiempos cambian, pero a la vez se mantienen igual.

 

Otras Serpientes

La de la mar. los de adelante corren mucho y los de atrás se quedarán, trás, trás…

La emplumada, ¡imagínate la cantidad de mota que se metían los aztecas para verla!

La amaestrada que vive en la entrepierna de Ron Jeremy.

Tus vecinas cuando lavan la ropa y te ven llegar con una güerota.

 

 

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